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Washing The Cat

June 15, 2018
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Posted by adrianne curry

Lucy In The Sky gets a bath…photo blog of pure…unadulterated….MISERY.

Photos by: An Overjoyed Matthew Rhode

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  1. Stephanie
    June 15, 2018 @ 6:29 pm
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    Love it!!

  2. urs_vader
    June 15, 2018 @ 6:43 pm
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    lol

  3. Optimus Prime
    June 15, 2018 @ 7:33 pm
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    Poor guy – that is one wet pussy!

  4. Matthew
    June 15, 2018 @ 7:33 pm
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    She really is a stupid fucking mew.

    • adrianne curry
      June 15, 2018 @ 8:55 pm
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      lmfao

  5. Joanna the CandleVixen
    June 15, 2018 @ 7:39 pm
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    I feel for her, but she survived it! Her expression in pic #3 is priceless! 😂💜

  6. Chris
    June 15, 2018 @ 7:51 pm
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    Poor cat! Hahaha looks like she’s not too upset lol. My cats hated water

  7. Keri
    June 15, 2018 @ 8:03 pm
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    I bet she hated you after that 🤣😆

  8. Michael
    June 15, 2018 @ 8:45 pm
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    Next haircut she’ll be better, like “Thanks for not trying to drown me again. This is fine.”

  9. Lynnyp
    June 15, 2018 @ 9:10 pm
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    Stupid Fucking Mew is pissed the hell off.. clean… but pissed.. lol

  10. Audrey
    June 15, 2018 @ 9:25 pm
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    Ohhh kitttttty you can see her belly through her fur lol id be pissed too! was trying to keep it covered 🙂

  11. S'up bitches it's Melinda
    June 15, 2018 @ 9:39 pm
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    she so is wishing your demise………you and Matthew……..beware.. LMFAO

  12. Natasha
    June 16, 2018 @ 2:21 am
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    Your great!!
    Made my day!

  13. SusieM
    June 16, 2018 @ 4:22 am
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    Oh Lucy…you’re gonna smell SO nice!
    Lucy: “I hope you choke on a hairball…I’ll even supply one for you.”

  14. Kayla
    June 16, 2018 @ 4:26 am
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    Lmfao! The 5th photo down is fucking hilarous!!! What do you wash her with???? I need to bathe my Siamese. Loving the website. Its elegant and very you.

  15. Jeanine Marie
    June 17, 2018 @ 6:22 pm
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    She looks like a cross of chill and annoyed. She really is a beautiful cat.

  16. Miranda
    June 18, 2018 @ 10:53 pm
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    After a crappy day at work, this just made my night 😂😂😂

  17. Nick
    June 20, 2018 @ 9:29 am
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    Lmao I know I’m late on this but that cat is planning your demise. You can see it in her eyes

  18. AngelicaB
    June 22, 2018 @ 5:41 pm
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    Sleep with one eye open!

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