For the last few weeks, my shark professional vacuum has NOT been my friend. It has lost all suction. I ordered replacement filters in the hopes that I could breathe new life into it, to no avail. It was time to get a new vacuum. After watching them call names in the Senate, to which Matthew and I added names to the role call…. “Gandalf! Frodo! Theoden! ” and they passed their judgement …”As…you….wiiiiish!!!!” We hit the road.
I dragged Matthew to Walmart, an event as rare as The Northern Lights showing themselves in AZ. In we walked and landed upon the vacuums. I really liked the shark professional that died and imagined I’d just buy another. However, when we hit the aisle, I was in quite the conundrum. Lying before me were MANY sparkly vacuum cleaners. New models I had never even SEEN before. Yes, we all get it. Now I am pushing 40 and incredibly boring. I don’t compete with 21 year old girls on twitch while I bounce up in down in a poison a ivy outfit for views… and am excited for a fucking VACUUM. Yes. I. am. I have absolutely no shame in my adulting. I do not live in a shit pit. My home is my castle. THIS HOUSE IS CLEAN!
We finally decided on the
Life as I know it….has changed….
This thing WIPES IT’S ASS WITH THE SHARK PROFESSIONAL! It has a goddamn HEADLIGHT on the detachable wand! The suction and brushes are SO good, no “dust” is left on hard wood. It cleans SO well, it almost self propels itself with it’s UNLIMITED POWA!
I vacuum every single day. With my dirty shit box using cat, filthy stinky poop dog and 36 year old childlike Behemoth, there is no option NOT to. Now? I can’t fucking WAIT for these assholes to get shit everywhere…so I can battle it with my new weapon.
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Omg yaaaaaaaas! I’ve been dying to try one of these vacuums so it’s nice to know the thing kicks ass!!!! And btw, I’m 25 and don’t give a damn if anyone thinks I’m lame for being happy ass hell adulting with a shiny new transformer for a vaccum keeping my house all shiny for my family!! Keep being awesome Adrianne❤
-Ivey
it’s SO GOOD
Dirty it, and SHE will come! Enjoy that vacuum, Cleaning Goddess! 🤣🤣
Haha adult your ass off girl!! I used to be such a messy person in my 20’s but now that I too am pushing 40 with my own adult man child I keep it clean.
Thanks for the review. I now know whuch model my new vacuum will be
I am always interested in vacuum reviews because my cats love to shed and it’s that thin light kind that loves to get into my eyes and since the hair color off the cats is invisible. I need a good vacuum. So you rock and thank you.
We own the same vacuum! Isn’t it THE SHIT!?!?!? #ProTip for your readers: This thing is so powerful it tries to eat the power cord if you happen to run it over. I learned the hard way, and within two seconds it ate through the first layer of rubber and exposed the white insulation around the wires. A small swatch of electrical tape and all was better, but yeah.. I’m extremely careful about where I point this thing because IT WILL go in that direction, and anything in its path is coming with it.
The price was the only thing that made me think twice, but by spending another $50 at Best Buy (who can’t do that?) I was able to get it 12 months NO INTEREST! After I used it once, I knew it was a sage decision. I own two cats….scratch that, I live with two cats, and this is a Godsend. It’s not for the weak-armed either: this thing IS nearly self-propelled! #ProTip 2: if you find it dragging you with it towards something you don’t want to destroy, a quick flick of the power button that’s right there on the handle will bring this thing to a halt, avoiding disaster. The under-appliance wand extension works wonders in finding all the milk jug rings and cat treats that find their way under my fridge.
Best. Vacuum. Ever.
I bought a Shark a year ago. Life changing for sure. It’s like I never really vacummed until I bought one. I love mine and highly recommend the brand.
I have owned shark vacuums for the last 15years. they are everything. best thing I have ever bought. my current vacuum is 4 years old and still works like a dream. love shark!