Let’s chat Botox, fillers and lifts. I am not going to post any pictures, because that is cruel. However, I want to know, do these women just not notice how bad it looks? Is it that desperation to attain youth overrides sane criticism when they look into a mirror? Some of the greatest beauties who […]
I was raised that you give your own shirt off your back to anyone who asks. It’s a wonderful concept. However, if you are swimming in shark infested waters, it is an open invitation for mental extermination. I am a push over. Walk me through a convention…and the first sales person to ask me to […]
It’s been 25 years since I wore a maxi pad. I HATED them. They felt like a huge bulky diaper. The moment I got over my fear to insert a tampon, I never turned back. Fast Forward to me being a 36 year old woman with a LOT of Uterine issues….I started reading up on […]
We live in a world where we celebrate mutilating ourselves for shallow reasons. We fear aging and shame those who embrace it. Everyone is beginning to look like a carbon copy of each other…same nose…same lips…same tits…same Brazilian booty. If a woman..gasp!…looks her age? She is MADE FUN OF for aging! People should be able […]
I have fake ass tits…and I hate them. (edited note: I have decided against using Feng. I didn’t like how her office is run, am not a fan of holistic medicines, etc. Finding a surgeon is a journey. find who YOU are most comfortable with. I am going to Dr Mussat in Chicago for a […]
FRUGAL. That is what I have always been. Two factory working parents and a Grandma who was raised in The Great depression are who raised me. I get more bang for my buck. I could give a flying shit less about NAME BRANDS. Who cares? 12 year olds? That snotty ex best friend you used […]
The decision to not invite anyone to our wedding was due to a few reasons. The remote locations we wanted to wed in as well as not many people being excited for our wedding. I had moved to IL twice during our relationship when things hit a boiling point. Both times, Matthew adjusted things I never […]
What. The. Fuck? Seriously, what actually happened to my body? I am COUNTING the number of items I eat and adding them to MyFitnessPal app, like I used to. I am taking in less calories than I need daily in order to lose weight. I am working out hard, drinking water and for the most […]
I smoked for 20 years. Yep. My first cigarette I stole from my Mother. I watched her smoke my entire life. I remember being fascinated with her cigarettes. They smelled minty when not lit (Salems). I used to snag one out of her pack and just play with it, sniffing it. I had to be […]
My wedding is quickly coming up. I wont reveal when, but it is very soon. My face has been a real asshole! Try as I might, my cheeks KEEP breaking out. I am a picker, so I struggle with trying not to pop them. GOD, I LOVE to pop them! I had been using Anew […]
