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  1. John Kreutzer
    September 17, 2018 @ 4:07 pm
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    Congratulations! Wishing you both all the good things life has to offer x 10!

  2. Larry Tomei
    September 17, 2018 @ 4:11 pm
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    Congratulations! We share the same anniversary! 28 years married for us, and 10 years as best friends before that! Have a wonderful life together! God Bless! 🙂

  3. Mindy
    September 17, 2018 @ 4:39 pm
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    Congratulations. May you have lots and lots of happiness!

  4. Debbie Curry Pratt
    September 18, 2018 @ 1:20 am
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    Congratulations Adrianne and Matthew! Love and hugs!

  5. Debbie Curry - Pratt
    September 18, 2018 @ 1:28 am
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    Congratulations Adrianne and Matthew! Love and hugs!

  6. Shelley Yates-Miller
    September 18, 2018 @ 4:02 pm
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    I am so amazingly happy for you!! You deserve nothing less than the best. You guys are so perfect for one another. Here’s to many years of love and happiness!!

  7. Wendy
    September 20, 2018 @ 9:38 pm
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    Congratulations to you Adrianne and Matt! May you both be blessed with health and happiness and years of love, peace and serenity! Can’t wait to see pictures of your beautiful Game of Thrones wedding!😍

  8. Rae Lynn
    September 20, 2018 @ 10:19 pm
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    Congratulations to both of you!! Much happiness for the rest of your days.

  9. Lauren
    September 21, 2018 @ 12:48 am
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    Aw congrats! Thanks for getting married on my birthday ❤️❤️

  10. Angela
    September 24, 2018 @ 12:25 am
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    So happy for you. Love and congratulations! 😍

  11. Marcy
    September 26, 2018 @ 7:29 am
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    So happy that you have married your true love of your life. May the two of you enjoy a long and happy life together.

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