The process of finding movers has been daunting. We need a super quick move if we are to keep Matthew’s twitch stream and voice overs up and running. Doing it yourself is kinda out of the cards when your guy had spine surgery a little over a year ago…and it didn’t FIX his problem…they just cut out the shit smashing his nerve. His back is still fucked.
I am aware my website crashes. It is very costly to purchase hosting that will stop it from doing so, so once I get this bad boy operational with adsense and whatnot …I might make enough to actually justify the cost. Till then, bare with me! I’ve invested enough in this site as is. No, I wont be starting a patreon to beg for money. I have a tip jar at the end of each blog and will run some ads. I don’t want people having to pay money just to come to some retired Z-list celebrity website. However, let’s get back to moving.
WHY ARIZONA? Oh, I dunno…reasons
We ourselves keep trying to find why we would like the place
My cat fucking hates it there, and we haven’t figured out why
it isn’t like cats don’t enjoy sight seeing.
Like I’ve said, we drove across the country and I fell in love with Utah and Arizona. Utah was a bit too….rural for our tastes, particularly our internet needs. Arizona was too crowded in Phoenix, which some likened to a mini LA. We are escaping this city not to end up in another just like it. While we enjoy the desert and all it has to offer, we were interested in more water supplies and forests. Naturally, Northern Arizona appealed to us. It is ranked one of the top places in the country to “bug out” in. As some of you might know, we are very interested in stocking up for doomsday.
it will just be nice to not have to fight out of a city of millions when an earthquake hits. Instead, we will be in a lovely small town in the beautiful pine forests of AZ. Are we crazy? A little. Which is why we are so excited to be moving to the number one state for Gun laws in America. The Wild West is alive and kicking. There is something very…safe feeling…knowing most our neighbors and soon to be friends are packing heat.
Anyway, I should go focus on working out, I ate a double bacon cheeseburger, large fry and a jumbo hot dog last night in an attempt to keep my rock hard abs 😉