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MY LIFE POST-HOLLYWOOD
Recently, I had a falling out with someone I wrongly thought felt the same way about me as I felt about …
June 12, 2019
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June 12, 2019
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Last week, I watched the most highly anticipated episode of any series ever. Since book 1 and season one, The Battle …
May 4, 2019
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May 4, 2019
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I was raised that you give your own shirt off your back to anyone who asks. It’s a wonderful concept. However, if …
April 2, 2019
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April 2, 2019
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It’s been 25 years since I wore a maxi pad. I HATED them. They felt like a huge bulky diaper. The moment …
March 26, 2019
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March 26, 2019
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This is a post about me and my handsome husband. We both have disgruntled fans who are upset we don’t do what we used to do. He left what he built at Twitch for many years because he had a HUGE opportunity in Voice Overs. It pays more, is really cool and respected and is FAR LESS STRESSFUL! Streaming all day leaves your home feeling like the Truman Show. …
Recently, I had a falling out with someone I wrongly thought felt the same way about me as I felt about them. A shocking ordeal, to be sure. I am VERY selective with those I let into my inner circle and incredibly loyal to them. To find what was essentially a “fly by night” buddy in my deepest inner circle was jarring. Long story short, they left me feeling …
I was raised that you give your own shirt off your back to anyone who asks. It’s a wonderful concept. However, if you are swimming in shark infested waters, it is an open invitation for mental extermination. I am a push over. Walk me through a convention…and the first sales person to ask me to hand them something I don’t want to (last time, my brand new glasses!) to do …
It’s been 25 years since I wore a maxi pad. I HATED them. They felt like a huge bulky diaper. The moment I got over my fear to insert a tampon, I never turned back. Fast Forward to me being a 36 year old woman with a LOT of Uterine issues….I started reading up on Tampons and was a little shocked and saddened at my lack of awareness of what …
This new movement of make believing people shouldn’t judge each other is absurd. People judge everyone and everything in every moment. I see a guy yell at his girl? I judge he is a piece of shit. I see a scrubby looking man acting erratically in an ally? I judge that he may hurt me and steer clear. I see a woman talk shit about someone she claims is her …
We live in a world where we celebrate mutilating ourselves for shallow reasons. We fear aging and shame those who embrace it. Everyone is beginning to look like a carbon copy of each other…same nose…same lips…same tits…same Brazilian booty. If a woman..gasp!…looks her age? She is MADE FUN OF for aging! People should be able to choose what they want to do to their own bodies…but I choose to advocate …
I have fake ass tits…and I hate them. The decision has been made. Crystal Hefner suggested her Dr to me in 2016 and I have had it filed since. I kept putting this off, but I can no longer do it. It will cost out the ass, I am sure, but I MUST get these toxic bags OUT of my body! They hurt, I never should have got …
When news hit of Chris Watts having killed his Wife and children, I thought I knew why. My gut told me she found out he was messing around with men and women and she confronted him. Oddly, it seems that may have been the case. The scariest time of my life was when I started ripping off the layers of deceit my ex sociopath boyfriend was wrapped in. There is …
There is no way around it, to be addicted to anything is to be narcissistic. When I used to smoke, I put those around me at risk, knowingly. I’d play make believe that my cigarette smoke was magical, and wouldn’t find it’s way in the house I was smoking next to, the vents, etc. I put my need to smoke above all else. I excused my young niece knowing I …
Free thought, free will, and general freedom seems like a lost art. You must think EXACTLY as the mob says or off with your head! Being a huge fan of Alan Moore, I can’t help but see how V FOR VENDETTA this country is turning. It seems many call for what can only be considered a Police State. One can only hope a “V” is waiting in the wings…something …
If you are famous, then you deserve to be treated like a circus freak in a 1920s carnivale. 10 cents per gander! I used my Raptor Jesus pic to drive this home…because…well…I fucking loved dressing up as Raptor Jesus. Does there need to BE an actual reason for this photo?? I have seen people treat “famous people” like monkeys at a zoo for YEARS. People then wonder why some …
FRUGAL. That is what I have always been. Two factory working parents and a Grandma who was raised in The Great depression are who raised me. I get more bang for my buck. I could give a flying shit less about NAME BRANDS. Who cares? 12 year olds? That snotty ex best friend you used to go to the mall with? I am always on the search for steals. I …
I used to sit in toxic relationships and put my all into them in an attempt to “make it work”. I was REALLY GOOD at putting on a “face”. I would slap on a smiling persona and gush about a man who I knew to be a piece of shit because I did not want to publicly admit my defeat. I went to therapy with them, sometimes for YEARS …
For the last few weeks, my shark professional vacuum has NOT been my friend. It has lost all suction. I ordered replacement filters in the hopes that I could breathe new life into it, to no avail. It was time to get a new vacuum. After watching them call names in the Senate, to which Matthew and I added names to the role call…. “Gandalf! Frodo! Theoden! ” and they …
With all the rape/assault conversations going on I thought I’d share something that has always REALLY bothered me. I have a good 50 plus witnesses to a man who reached up my skirt at ORLANDO while I was dressed as Slave Leia for Star Wars celebration V. I was in the hotel entrance chatting with friends before going to bed after a magical disney/star wars will day. Maybe it was …
On our mini honeymoon, my husband told me he would like to help me create some content based on my decorating and whatnot in the home. Seeing how we are SO rural now, this delighted me to no end. All my hard work would be SEEN! Yesterday, I decided it was time. As Christmas is only in a few months, having the big tree already up would help me …
The decision to not invite anyone to our wedding was due to a few reasons. The remote locations we wanted to wed in as well as not many people being excited for our wedding. I had moved to IL twice during our relationship when things hit a boiling point. Both times, Matthew adjusted things I never thought possible…and we came back together. The moment one person can’t make the hike …
Every single day, I hear this question. I won’t lie, it is offensive. On my worst days, it will leave me wanting to crawl in a corner to sob. I CANNOT have a baby. Asking me every day when I will have one is harmful. Why people find this intrusive question acceptable to ask couples is beyond me. The worst part about the question is when you inform people you …
I used to try to be as fit as I could. I was constantly told if I was not physical perfection, I would not ever work. I compared myself to other people in entertainment and obsessed over the fact that I worked harder and did more but did not look as good. I was really hard on myself and used to be with people who would constantly look at …
And that is how I left twitter. It is a platform where very popular movements are started by pedophiles ( #metoo ). It is full of anger, putrid filth and hatred, and that is being kind. Those are the things you find on that platform. Memes making fun of people dying, non stop vomit out of peoples mouths that is racist and cruel. etc. I feel like Twitter has …
What. The. Fuck? Seriously, what actually happened to my body? I am COUNTING the number of items I eat and adding them to MyFitnessPal app, like I used to. I am taking in less calories than I need daily in order to lose weight. I am working out hard, drinking water and for the most part, putting all organic and healthy things in my body. I FUCKING GAIN WEIGHT! I …
I know people will say how judgmental I am, but I have been a firm believer that the people you allow around yourself are a direct reflection of you. It’s a hard pill to swallow when you find yourself friends with someone most consider a scum bag, but these old sayings are around for a reason. “Birds of a Feather” “A chip off the old block” “He that lieth down …
I smoked for 20 years. Yep. My first cigarette I stole from my Mother. I watched her smoke my entire life. I remember being fascinated with her cigarettes. They smelled minty when not lit (Salems). I used to snag one out of her pack and just play with it, sniffing it. I had to be about 3rd grade? I think I was in 5th when I finally picked up a …
I guess it doesn’t matter how old we get in our lives. If someone says something and it gets back to you, it hurts your feelings. I have had this happen with friends, people I just met, etc. There are times I say hi to people at a comic con, or accommodate a fan while I am eating, basically just go out of my way to be cool to people, …
For many years I marketed myself via my looks. It is how I broke into entertainment. During this time I had a few relationships. I noticed that in those relationships, I was given a lot of freedom. Freedom to pose for Playboy’s celebrity cover/spread…twice, Maxim, etc. Freedom to post pictures of myself modeling, etc online that were very titillating. Funny enough, what I did that was titillating back then is …
Time to get rid of most my dresses and high heels! I live on a big ranch. There is no need for this stuff anymore. I have been purchasing practical clothes. Furry vests for autumn, snow boots for the cold winter months. Cargo shorts instead of LA short shorts and lots of hiking shoes and socks. Thankfully, due to selling Avon, I still slap some makeup on my eyes and …
The Story of Narcissus and Echo read the above story for a great lesson. Since making the decision to stop marketing myself in a “sexy” way and refocus my life, my eyes have been opened to many things. One, most of us on social media are insufferable narcissists. If it isn’t jamming our political opinions down each others throats, it’s our nonstop need for likes, followers and endless validation. Picture …
Naturally, as we get older we tend to change the way we dress. Most of us move on from wanting to look 22 and become more sophisticated. When you hit 35, something changes. LESS is more. A confidence floods over most of us and we don’t feel like we need to flash everything to be amazing. We already know we are. In fact, I get EMBARRASSED when I realize people …
My wedding is quickly coming up. I wont reveal when, but it is very soon. My face has been a real asshole! Try as I might, my cheeks KEEP breaking out. I am a picker, so I struggle with trying not to pop them. GOD, I LOVE to pop them! I had been using Anew Ultimate Skin Care for a while, not really trying anything else because I loved it. However, …
Until I deleted Facebook & Twitter from my phone, I didn’t realize how dependent I had become on them. Throughout the day, I find myself glancing at my cellphone. If it’s not a glance, then I have picked it up in an attempt to search for apps that are not there. I have cut my social media use by about 90%. When I do go onto my desktop and check, I get …
Yep, it has only been two days since I deleted Facebook and Twitter from my phone. Let me tell you what I have learned. I never realized JUST how addicted I was to my phone till I no longer had these two apps to access. Throughout each day, I’d brainlessly pick up my phone and LOOK for these apps. Each realization of what I was doing left me in awe …
Social Media used to be a very fun place. In the 90’s I signed up my AOL account and would role play Vampire: The Masquerade. I wish I was kidding, but I have always been a big nerd. Back in 2003, I won America’s Next Top Model. I started a Live Journal. I blogged to friends and fans as I traveled the world. Fast forward to mid and late 00’s. …
I have noticed a lot of blame going around for toxic relationships. I remember when it was my default for the two I had been in. I blamed them. It was the easiest thing to do. I mean, they were manipulative, snake oil salesmen, charming and most importantly, lying emotionally abusive/violent assholes! Then, my therapist asked me if they were “that bad”. I was shocked. Of course they were! …
Lucy In The Sky gets a bath…photo blog of pure…unadulterated….MISERY. Photos by: An Overjoyed Matthew Rhode cat wash
I wanted to share a few products that are my daily routine. I get a lot of compliments on my skin and figured I’d share some of my secrets. This oil, I find myself mixing into my foundation and using under my skin care. It’s U.F.O. Oil by Sunday Riley This smells like complete BUTTS. I mean it, I crinkle my nose when I put it on because it is …
Half of us will stupidly waltz around in the Sun with no skin protection. I do not “do” Sun anymore. While I have a deep appreciation of our Star and the life it brings this planet, I do not want it on my skin. Some people mistakenly believe in the power of their darker flesh to battle the damage of the sun. No, guys. That is not how it …
I LOVE masks. There are so many to choose from and I usually don’t have favorites. However, the Aztec Healing Clay Mask has GOT to be the best mask I have ever tried. For the price, you can’t beat it. It is amazing for acne and pulling all dirt and gunk from your pores. It is incredibly powerful, so I do not recommend using it unless you are about to …
Are you in desperate need of an Avon Lady? Well, here is your lucky day! I want be America’s Next Top Avon Lady and that means, I want to be yours! Go to www.youravon.com/AdrianneCurry for all your Avon needs. Want someone to match foundation to your skin, pick out eye shadow or suggest skin care? Simply hit the “contact me” button on my page and I will email you. I …
So, you want to sell Avon? Why not do it with me? Let me be the first to tell you, there are women making hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars doing so. If you treat this as a real business and put some effort into it, you will be rewarded. You can do a little bit a day and make enough to pay off a bill or two, …
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